Note the Red Exclam Point (Sent with High Importance). Do NOT stop to pee!
From: Facilities
Sent: Wednesday, February 17, 2010 3:00 PM
To: All Employees; All Contractors; All Parent Company Employees, All Local Employees
Subject: Fire Drill Results
Importance: High
Folks,
As you are aware, we have just finished a fire drill.
Overall, things went very well however, there are always improvements
that [...]
Edina Huxtable says:
1. Those of you who can’t produce your employee handbooks by the next full moon will forfeit 5 vacation days
2. To save time and wishy-washy behavior we’ll leave a message on the weather hotline the night before (BEFORE the storm even begins) telling everyone that we’re open
Re: Inclement Weather Policy
It appears from the [...]
A good memo for these budget-constrained times…
> From: Chris Redacted <chrisr@aus.redacted.net>
> Date: Mon, Jan 22, at 10:29 AM
> Subject: New travel/expense policy
> To: staff@austin.aus.redacted.net
>
photo by Josh Russell
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> Heads Up – New Policies Announced for Travel Expense
>
> New Travel Policy – Effective Immediately
>
> Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies
> [...]
Dear employee,
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right [...]
