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Begging for Beggies

Name (or make one up): Fairy Godmother
Subject: food note
Any Snarky Comments?: you know how congregations are always asking
for donations?   well…
Paste your evilmemo text here, OR…: ONEG GOODS NEEDED FOR
INTERFAITH SHABBAT ON FEBRUARY 26TH
We will need extra goodies for the oneg (party) for our Interfaith
Shabbat (religious service).  If you can bring fruit, beggies or
sweets  for the [...]

Best. Typo. Ever.

Thanks to The Daily Dish in The Atlantic for this one…

Your training portal assword has been changed

Whoever sent this ass mass email to thousands of users had a REALLY bad day!
From: training@redacted.com [mailto:training@redacted.com]
Sent: Friday, September 04, 2009 9:23 AM
To: jredacted@redacted.com
Subject: Your training portal assword has been changed
Hello Jason <Redacted>,
Be advised, your TOJ training portal password has been changed
effective 8:30 AM EST on 09/04/09.
Your new login password is provided below. You [...]

Re: Mouse Balls

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only [...]