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Entries for July, 2009

A LinkedIn Recommendation Gone Bad

The view on the Network Updates Page…

Reads differently, perhaps when you click “Read more >>”

Thanks Andy!

A Memo to the Users of the Fifth Floor Men’s Room at 340 Brannan St.

Men –
This is, of course, a men’s restroom. One would not expect it to smell of peppermint and lilacs.
But some of you have been doing some real knee-buckling work, lately…the kind of stuff that drives a person to the 4th floor facilities…contributions that make one question a co-worker’s diet…nay, their very health!
Some of you need [...]

Winding the Office Clock

Sent: Tue 7/1/2008 9:09 AM
To: 91
Cc:
Subject: Grandfather Clock

Just a friendly reminder that the grandfather clock in the reception
area is only to be wound by the receptionists. Thank you.

Ted Turner says: Because only office receptionists, with the demanding, advanced training they receive, can handle winding a grandfather clock. And [...]

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The email scolding employees for not cleaning out the refrigerator
The semi-literate ‘inspirational’  email from  the Sales VP at end of quarter
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The long and confusing  email announcing an org change to ’simplify reporting structure’

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