Fakey McFaker says: To be fair, this really isn’t so evil, but it’s
a pretty funny interoffice memo by my own experience & standards… I
like that they tried to be funny about it.
Good afternoon,
It has come to my attention people are flushing the toilet with their
feet causing damage to the handles which lead to flooding not [...]
From: Barbara <Redacted>
To: Team
Friday, September 25th Board of Directors Meeting
Craig asked that everyone help to make the office look as nice as possible for the board meeting tomorrow. As you know, board members will be here for our team meeting after the board meeting so pants are mandatory.
Thank you.
Photo by ousooner
RH> From help@redacted.uu.net Thu Sep 22 11:24:48 1994
From: rich@redacted.uu.net (Rich Haag)
Subject: Palo-Alto outage
Reply-To: noc@redacted.uu.net
There will be a scheduled power outage at the Palo Alto hub, this Friday, September 23, from 2:30 am until 5:30 am_Pacific_ Time. The reason is pretty funny. There is a restaurant down the street from our hub. Well, they mistook one [...]
A good memo for these budget-constrained times…
> From: Chris Redacted <chrisr@aus.redacted.net>
> Date: Mon, Jan 22, at 10:29 AM
> Subject: New travel/expense policy
> To: staff@austin.aus.redacted.net
>
photo by Josh Russell
>
> Heads Up – New Policies Announced for Travel Expense
>
> New Travel Policy – Effective Immediately
>
> Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies
> [...]
Whoever sent this ass mass email to thousands of users had a REALLY bad day!
From: training@redacted.com [mailto:training@redacted.com]
Sent: Friday, September 04, 2009 9:23 AM
To: jredacted@redacted.com
Subject: Your training portal assword has been changed
Hello Jason <Redacted>,
Be advised, your TOJ training portal password has been changed
effective 8:30 AM EST on 09/04/09.
Your new login password is provided below. You [...]
