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Entries for October, 2009

Happy Inappropriate Halloween! And TMI

Wow sounds like fun, and I guess the less than 24 hour lead time is part of the contest challenge?! My costume selection doesn’t include many “work friendly” costumes.
Best Regards,
Amanda <Redacted>

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From: Melissa <Redacted>
Sent: Thursday, October 29, 2009 12:19 PM
To: team
Subject: HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Hello Team!
In honor of Halloween, tomorrow we will be having a costume competition!
Everyone will [...]

Best. Typo. Ever.

Thanks to The Daily Dish in The Atlantic for this one…

Subject: kitchen

From: Barbara <Redacted>
Sent: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:57 PM
To: team
Subject: kitchen

Dear Co-workers:

Due to the lack of cooperation I have received with my
kitchen edicts (excepting Tom& Dylan & any other
innocent ones), I hereby resign from my assumed role as
KitchenCommander. I will still be glad to turn the
dishwasher on at the end of the day. [...]

Why Men Can’t Spell

Dan Redacted says “Stonger Networks? Maybe the headline should be Why Men Can’t Spell?”
OK, every email marketer has a bad day, but the word ’stonger’ gets funnier every time I say it. Stonger, stonger, stonger!

Why Men Have Stonger Networks

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Career Advice September 30, 2009

JOBS FOR YOU

Global Channel Campaigns, Round Rock, TX

Branding Research Strategist, Round [...]