Bird Control
Feb.02, 2010 in
Office Policies, WTF?
—–Original Message—–
From:
Sent: Monday, February 01, 2010 4:50 PM
To:
Subject: Bird control
In an effort to control what has become a terrarium outside our office, ____________ will be using a water hose to try and deter the birds from constantly perching on our overhangs. This will not harm the birds as its only water. Starting tomorrow morning and possibly throughout the day, they will be squirting the water from the roof down. Hopefully this won’t last long and won’t disturb you too much.
Thank you!
Photo by katmere
February 2nd, 2010 at 4:19 pm
A hose? You’ll be out there every day. Unless the water sprays them every time they land, its not going to be too effective, try http://www.absolutebirdcontrol.com... they have all sorts of products that can help with a bird problem
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:31 am
Thanks alilbirdie. But if someone has to be out there every day, isn’t that going to create jobs and stimulate the economy? Why do you hate the economy?
February 10th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
That’s a really great thought. i must say this is an excellent way of keeping the birds away. Plus it would also create a few job openings as you pointed out. So your method would act as a blessing in disguise. way to go sir.