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From: Facilities
Sent: Wednesday, February 17, 2010 3:00 PM
To: All Employees; All Contractors; All Parent Company Employees, All Local Employees
Subject: Fire Drill Results
Importance: High

Folks,

As you are aware, we have just finished a fire drill.
Overall, things went very well however, there are always improvements
that can be made in these emergency drills.

While most of you were prompt and orderly in leaving the facility for
your designated evacuation area, some did lag behind to gather things,
stretch, or go to the restroom. This kind of behavior is unacceptable
and could be potentially hazardous if a real emergency were in progress.
It also slows our timing from great to simply good.

Secondly, we had small groups of people who did not move behind the
posted evacuation signs when asked to do so. While this may seem to be
“not a big deal,” it is in fact imperative that you do as instructed in
these drills so that we get an accurate idea of how we would respond in
a real fire or other threatening situation.

In closing we remind you that these drills and rules are for your
safety and the safety of those around you. Please take them seriously.

We thank you all for your efforts today.

Facilities

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