A Memo to the Users of the Fifth Floor Men’s Room at 340 Brannan St.
Men –
This is, of course, a men’s restroom. One would not expect it to smell of peppermint and lilacs.
But some of you have been doing some real knee-buckling work, lately…the kind of stuff that drives a person to the 4th floor facilities…contributions that make one question a co-worker’s diet…nay, their very health!
Some of you need to get yourselves checked. What’s happening inside these four walls…Just. Not. Right.
How about some “mitigating steps?” Matches? Air Spray? A complete physical? Suggestions are welcome.
We’re all in this together, men.
Courtesy of The 340 Brannan 5th Floor Men’s Room Blog

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