Note the Red Exclam Point (Sent with High Importance). Do NOT stop to pee!
From: Facilities
Sent: Wednesday, February 17, 2010 3:00 PM
To: All Employees; All Contractors; All Parent Company Employees, All Local Employees
Subject: Fire Drill Results
Importance: High
Folks,
As you are aware, we have just finished a fire drill.
Overall, things went very well however, there are always improvements
that [...]
Whoever sent this ass mass email to thousands of users had a REALLY bad day!
From: training@redacted.com [mailto:training@redacted.com]
Sent: Friday, September 04, 2009 9:23 AM
To: jredacted@redacted.com
Subject: Your training portal assword has been changed
Hello Jason <Redacted>,
Be advised, your TOJ training portal password has been changed
effective 8:30 AM EST on 09/04/09.
Your new login password is provided below. You [...]
Have you ever made fun of one of these emails?
The email scolding employees for not cleaning out the refrigerator
The semi-literate ‘inspirational’ email from the Sales VP at end of quarter
The sharklike frenzy of people hitting ‘reply all’ to say ‘don’t reply all’
The long and confusing email announcing an org change to ’simplify reporting structure’
And you [...]
