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Note the Red Exclam Point (Sent with High Importance).  Do NOT stop to pee!
From: Facilities
Sent: Wednesday, February 17, 2010 3:00 PM
To: All Employees; All Contractors; All Parent Company Employees, All Local Employees
Subject: Fire Drill Results
Importance: High
Folks,
As you are aware, we have just finished a fire drill.
Overall, things went very well however, there are always improvements
that [...]

Have you ever made fun of one of these emails?

The email scolding employees for not cleaning out the refrigerator
The semi-literate ‘inspirational’  email from  the Sales VP at end of quarter
The  sharklike frenzy of people hitting ‘reply all’ to say ‘don’t reply all’
The long and confusing  email announcing an org change to ’simplify reporting structure’

And you [...]