Dear employee,
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right [...]
If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only [...]
Men –
This is, of course, a men’s restroom. One would not expect it to smell of peppermint and lilacs.
But some of you have been doing some real knee-buckling work, lately…the kind of stuff that drives a person to the 4th floor facilities…contributions that make one question a co-worker’s diet…nay, their very health!
Some of you need [...]
Sent: Tue 7/1/2008 9:09 AM
To: 91
Cc:
Subject: Grandfather Clock
Just a friendly reminder that the grandfather clock in the reception
area is only to be wound by the receptionists. Thank you.
Ted Turner says: Because only office receptionists, with the demanding, advanced training they receive, can handle winding a grandfather clock. And [...]
